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6 pit bulls in 7 minutes:
pit bulls are the new chihuahuas meaning,
menacing spikes on leather are the new bedazzled gems on sweatpants, and
facial tattoos are the new over-sized handbags.

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Toasted Skin Syndrome: The New Hazard of Increased Laptop Usage

112.3 degrees burns baby.