Exactitudes

Hundreds of (them)

"Somewhere, and I can't find where, I read about an Eskimo hunter who asked the local missionary priest, "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" "No," said the priest, "not if you did not know." "Then why," asked the Eskimo earnestly, "did you tell me?"
- Annie Dillard

The B.C. government has canceled a program that tested the sexual responses of young sex offenders by attaching sensors to their genitals, after it learned one of the researchers has been charged with a sexual offense.

scissors, pigeon, window washer, basketball!

I forgot to remember

Maryhill Stonehenge in Maryhill Washing State is astromically aligned to the original in Wiltshire.
Off US Highway 97, and free admission, but donations are appreciated.

A monument to express that modern warfare was a form of needless human sacrifice.
-Sam Hill

curious customers

a) an albino woman who bought a five kilogram bar of white chocolate, white vanilla flakes, white frosting and sprinkles plus white parchment paper.
b) a person with more than half his body covered in purplish/blue birthmark down his face and splashing over his hands who bought four packages of foie gras.
c) a morbidly obese woman who exhaustively approached me for the restroom key, panting. She was in there for 20 minutes. After, we had to call it out of order, something exploded in there.