curious customers

a) an albino woman who bought a five kilogram bar of white chocolate, white vanilla flakes, white frosting and sprinkles plus white parchment paper.
b) a person with more than half his body covered in purplish/blue birthmark down his face and splashing over his hands who bought four packages of foie gras.
c) a morbidly obese woman who exhaustively approached me for the restroom key, panting. She was in there for 20 minutes. After, we had to call it out of order, something exploded in there.

q: do you know when the bus comes?
a: (looks at her phone) on a cloudless night, when the stars are bright. (shows me her phone)

-davie and burrard, 3:30am, friday night.

Stuck

Mystery Box

the owl hid in fear.

British Burgers.

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